I hate xmas /:

Okay, it's SOO commercialized. Poor "Jesus" (if you believe in him) must be like "HOLY SHIT NO WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT ?!" about this "christmas present santa trees" crap. What ever happened to him? Okay I don't get whats so "Jesus"-christmas-birthdayish about buying presents for people you probably even hate (aka some family members) and wasting your money and stuff like that /: Why does it have to be so commercialized? "LOWEST PRICES OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON" wtf? Like seriously? Why do we need that?
And what's even worse is the STUPID MORONIC RETARDED LITTLE CHILDREN. They freaking come to your house and say "Look what I got from Santa!!" I think in my mind "You fxcking retard, its SATAN and you're too young to be a devil worshipper and you'd be a newb at it." But I say "Oh cool!" and fake a smile and they just stare at me. And then they ask me what I got and I go... "Santa's not real you stupid little child." and then they say "PSHYEAHHH HE ISSSS >:)" With a fxcking bratty little smile that pisses me off. And then after that stupid bratty shxt they go fake crying to their parents. They're fxcking smartass retards. That is what "christmas" does to children.

And its even worse for my mom because the little kids that are coming over (aka my retarded neice and nephew) are expecting fxcking piles of presents (which is a ghey and childish thing to expect) and when they don't see it they'll ask my mom "Where's our presents wawa?" and then she'll like give 'em 10 dollars or something. And then they'll think in their tiny little screwed up minds that my mom doesn't love them (I wouldn't!) and that their other grandparents do just because they wasted money buying dumb little toy monster trucks that the kids already have.

Kids believe this christmas shxt because they're always PLAYING PRETEND in their minds. EVERY SECOND of their life is pretend until they hit 8 years old. They sit there eating their food and pretend that they're little men. They take some rocks and give them as presents to people on random days. They play with (and destroy) everything they see. They pretend they're adults and fxck their little sisters. (WHAT) They freak you out by saying "I'm going to school mommy!" when you're just sitting there and you're not their mom and there isn't a school in your house. If they still play pretend and still believe in Santa *cough* SATAN *cough* then they are soo not ready for the real world. I don't remember ever believing in him because I wasn't "open minded" (as parents use for an excuse for their children being retarded)

If I ever have kids, I am not teaching them about santa (SATAN) or letting them watch those stupid brainwashing xmas movies that always say "its not about the presents" when to those kids it'll always be about presents until they get a logical brain.
So yeah, CHRISTMAS IS FXCKING COMMERCIALIZED AND CORNY AND MONEY WASTING WHEN IT SHOULDN'T BE!
So uh yeah, happy birthday "Jesus"...


lulz my brother (28 years old) is jumping around screaming "I AM ZEE CHRISTMAS MANN!" in a monotonous voice and being sarcastic about stupid christmas. He did that last week too.