VANESSA VANDALISM

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Boots Came :)

Yep, I got home from school today and my mom told me the boots came.
All I have to say is "liek woahz".
In real life, they look WAY better than the picture.
They come up to about 3 inches under my knees. I thought they would be WAY shorter than that.
And I didn't know this by reading the product description, but they have 3 inch platforms. Great. How am I going to explain this to my dad?
Anyways, I'm practicing walking in them and I told my mom that once I get used to them I will wear them at school.
It's probably gonna be hard to walk in them in the halls. I'll have to walk fast and avoid colliding with anyone and avoid falling. And avoid other people's laughter. But it's just like my pants. I started wearing weird pants and at first people laughed at them, but now they're copying my pants. Even the gross preppies are wearing them. I seem to have started a weird skinnyjeans wearing trend at my school. Bitches.
Back to the boots.
They make loud noises on the floor.
And they're a little akward on hard floors.
They're VERY easy to walk in on carpet.
And they make me probably as tall as Katie. Yes, Katie. The girl that threw skittles all over my room.
Well anyways, this is going to be interesting.
I look like a prostitute.
BUT IM THE PIMP.
And also my black and purple thigh high socks came today. How fun.
I LOVE YOU, EBAY!
I can't wait for the tutus. Lolwut.
Goodbye.

I talk to ebay, wtf.


.:EDIT:.
LOL FUCKING WHAT! I KNOWWW I DIDN'T START THE SKINNY JEANS WEARING TREND WORLDWIDE! I SAID I STARTED IT AT MY SCHOOL.
Retard.
No one at my school wore colorful skinny jeans 'til I did. Duh Duh Durrr.
READ MY THINGS CLOSER.
Seriously.

17 comments:

Drea said...

hey vaneesuuh.
can u post a pikshure with you wearing t3h boots?
i wanna seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee them.
:]

Anonymous said...

OoH tHoZe b0otZ LoOk KwL!

Erica said...

I didn't say you started it worldwide either. I was saying that you probably didn't even start it at your school. It is a worldwide trend that is bound to hit your school eventually regardless of whether you wear skinny jeans or not. No one at my school wore colorful jeans until after I did, but colorful (especially skinny) jeans are a big fashion trend now, and I'm not about to act like I started the trend at my school. Like I said those "gross preppies" are probably copying the trend from the last couple of issues of Teen Vogue.

It doesn't even matter if they asked you where you got yours either because they could have been wanting them for a while but didn't realize there was a local place to buy them.

Maybe you should pay more attention to my words.

TriSarahTops! said...

well the same thing happened to me... like i got some pink jeans from london over the summer and started seeing them on people at my school right after i had thought i was so cool for being all original

but im thinking they didnt get the idea from me, more like the $10 rack at ross.

VanessaVandalism said...

Last time I checked, people asked me where I got the pants and I lied to them of course because I didn't want them to copy me, and then they went out and searched a bunch of stores to find the EXACT SAME PANTS as me (I have about 6 pairs!) JUST TO RUB IT IN MY FACE, and they even told me.
Now about 8 people are copying.

VanessaVandalism said...

YOU ARE MAKING A HUGE DEAL OUT OF PANTS, AND YOU ALREADY KNOW I DO NOT LIKE WHEN PHILOSOPHERS TRY TO BE SMART.
GO SPREAD YOUR ANNOYING PHILOSOPHY ELSEWHERE.
I ALREADY EXPLAINED EVERYTHING THAT ANYONE NEEDS TO KNOW. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE PEOPLE AT SCHOOL SAID, AND YOU DON'T.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DECIDED TO RANDOMLY COME HERE AND COMMENT, BUT I GUESS YOU HAD FUN WASTING YOUR TIME.
MY BLOG.
I DON'T NEED YOUR PHILOSOPHY!
GOODBYE.

anon said...

Sorry Vanessah D:

I thought you meant people from your school copied you wearing skinny jeans, I didn't know they were total bitches too and stole your whole jeans style.
I hate it when people copy what you wear on purpose.

Nevertheless, super tall boots are fun to walk in. Did you get used to them yet so you can wear them to school?

Erica said...

I can't believe you'd make such a big deal over such a little thing.

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anon said...

K I'm dumb and didn't read your new post about you getting used to your boots.

And Erica I mean, I get what you were trying to say before but she already said that bitches stole her pants (LULZ!) on purpose.

Erica said...

They didn't rip them off of her body, so they didn't steal them. They copied them. Copying isn't that big of a deal. A lot of the time people do it to get other people to get mad about it like this girl is doing.

I'm kind of interested to know how old you are because I guess this would make more sense if you're all in middle school or something. Shit like this happens in middle school.

anon said...

I'm just going to stop commenting on this one, because drama's no fun and Vannesah doesn't want et here.

Okay I lied. Drama is extremely fun for me, but this isn't the place for it.

Erica said...

It's not drama. It's just a conversation. People reacting to it so badly is what is creating drama.

TarinaTragedy said...

OKAY! EVERY ONE JUST DROP IT! Non of you know what exactly happened. Let her say what she wants, this is HER blog, where SHE can say whatever she wants to say, okay, got it, good!

dana mastrangelo said...

you didn't start any type of trend anywhere. your an unoriginal scene loser.
xoxo.

Emma Electron said...

i wanna have boots lyke that but i cant for three reasons:

1: My mom would kill me.
2: My dad would stomp on my body. and
3: The kids at school would throw me in a ditch and write "goth" on my face. Cant a girl be emo without being goth???

Britney said...

Emma, I tooootally agree with you. I wear skinny jeans and a black MCR shirt and get 'goth' tattooed on my forehead. not. cool.