OH DDANG NEWW NOSE

My brother got a new nose!

OMGLOLWTFMICHAELJACKSON.

Srsly.

Now he wont look like Snape anymore! D:

I'll put a video of it on my mom's account.

I was so tired today.

I shouldn't have drank rootbeer instead of orange soda.

On the bus in the morning, I ended up throwing up some of the rootbeer and swallowing it again. It was the tastiest puke I've ever swallowed.

I was tired all day. Rootbeer wasn't sugary enough apparently.

good times.

We took pictures

Some pictures were taken on Saturday because I went to Katies house. CLICK ON THE PICTURES TO SEE THEM LARGER.

I have some new pictures I finally took. I like them. I had to take the first 3 with my videocamera and turn the videos into pictures. I'd much rather have a digital camera but oh well.

And here's some pictures Katie took of me with her digital camera:

Fat demonic cookie eating bxtch plots her next evil plan. ↓

And Katie took a picture of us: HARDCORE LINT ROLLER FTW.

And I took some pictures of Katie:

They look like ultrasounds wtf.

In other news, I WILL be making more youtube videos for anyone who's asking. If you think about it, its kinda hard to make videos on weekends because weekends are so short. And I can't make them on weekdays because there is school on weekdays. So I will figure this out.

I have a below average in PE/HEALTH. It's because I wont participate. But I have a good reason. "We don't have to learn to run at school. Running is a natural instinct. We need to learn why we have to run."

I hate the competitive bitches in my gym class. When we were playing hockey, my team was barely even trying because it was boring and retarded and we don't like participating, and the other team was like "OHH YEAHHH WOOOO!" whenever they scored a goal. They were so excited about beating someone who wasn't even trying, ha.

I leave you with a question:

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A PLAIN BLACK TOTE BAG IN REAL LIFE (NOT ON THE INTERNET)?

Thankss.

I have better and more exciting posts coming soon.

Gum Pellets

What an amazing day this was.
Well first of all, whoever spit out their gum out when walking to 7th hour for me to place my foot upon, I WILL FXCKING SHANK YOU. I had SO much fun cleaning that gum off of my boot. I probably have herpes or mono or something now, thank you.
(part edited out). For me, that means no more buying unnecessary things, no more goldfish crackers and what will happen when I run out of eyeliner? Eyeliner is MANDITORY. It is VITAL. I will be stealing sharpies from school. Yeah, I'm that cool.

On a brighter note, the high school bus didn't pass when I was walking down the hill today. I only looked half as stupid as I normally do today. People complimented my hair because I changed it once again. I take insults better than compliments. A kid I send messages to on myspace because I'm just that cool said she liked my hair today :'D
I was like "Thannnnnks o.o? :D!"
AND OMG HOW COULD I FORGET? A fxcking bitch I HATE started crying on the bus today! At first Courtney and I thought she was fake crying, but then she actually started sobbing and screaming "HE SAID IT IN THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE" (or something like that) And I smiled at Courtney. She smiled back and almost started laughing. I was so extremely happy. When I got off the bus I was jumping around and I was FULL OF GLEE. I hope that betch choked on her tears. I hold grudges.

Oh today was fxcking great.
Goodbye.

Fxcking High School Bus /:

When I was walking down the hill to my house from the bus stop today, I tripped over something and went kinda rolling down the hill.
RIGHT WHEN THE HIGH SCHOOL BUS DROVE BY.
The highschoolers have a history of making fun of me.
I would walk down the hill and they would scream "HANNA MONTANA!" out of the window because of my wig.
The next day I totally owned them by showing off my mohawk :D
I wonder what name they'll make for me now?
Hmm.
But anyways, when I fell, I didn't get hurt. I just rolled around awkwardly. Courtney was there and then we ran down the hill laughing we were like 'LOLOLOLOL" and I was like "I BET MY MOUTH WAS OPEN AND I LOOKED LIKE MY MOM LAWL!" and we were still like "LOLOLOL" and then Courtney said I stood up and fell down again laughing and I said "LOLOLOLOL"
wow.
It was hilarious.
I'll edit this post more later.
Kbai.

Bread

It's Sundayyy.
Thanks to our good friend Martin Luther King Jr., we have no school tomorrow.
I really don't like school because of all the gross little copiers. A few days after I got my boots, I saw little freaks wearing boots and trying to copy me. They obviously couldn't find the type of boots I have, so they resorted to WEARING THEIR MOTHER'S PROSTITUTE BOOTS.
It's pretty disgusting because a bunch of little "poseurs" started wearing long black coats and black scarves to try to be "more hardcore" than me. PSHH, stupid people and their stereotypes.
Today I read a lot of my Harry Potter book and a terrible thought occured to me. WTF AM I GOING TO READ WHEN IM DONE WITH THE HARRY POTTER BOOK!?!?!?

Well anyways I'm at the part in the 5th book where Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Neville are in the whatever its called in the circular room and the Death Eaters are trying to KEEL THEM. I was pretty pissed off when one of the Death Eaters said "The little baby woke up fwightened and fort what it dweamed was twoo"
JEEZZ I WANT TO PUNCH THAT BITCH. But I now realize why Dumbledore wanted Harry to take Occlumency. Those dreams he had were LIIIESSS.
And I don't get the whole "prophecy" thing... Why do people want it so badlyyy? And can't Harry just drop it and break it so that no one can "have it" or will something bad happen if he does wtf?
ANYWAYS. That was interesting.
Who cares? This picture made me laugh.
Plus, Umbridge needs to go kill herself.
And I don't get why people say Voldemort looks so scary. (hint hint, click on the word Voldemort)

Done with Harry Potter rambling.

MY CAT IS CUTE.
I like my cat.

I want to eat something yummyful.
Wtf this post is completely pointless.
OH WELL HOW FUN HAPPY HAPPY KTHNXBAII.

THIS IS MY PLACE.

Okay.
This is my place to vent.
And for anyone who's really bored to read what I vent.
NOTTTT another place for drama and criticism and people who can't get their fucking facts straight.
Thankyou.

And other stuff....
Lots of stuff I got from ebay came in the mail today.
I'm buying eyeliner.
I got backstabbed.
I'm getting used to my boots.
I am going to kick the backstabber with my boots.
The vaccuum cleaner is broken.
I have math homework.
I do not enjoy drawing polygons.

Goodbye.

Boots Came :)

Yep, I got home from school today and my mom told me the boots came.
All I have to say is "liek woahz".
In real life, they look WAY better than the picture.
They come up to about 3 inches under my knees. I thought they would be WAY shorter than that.
And I didn't know this by reading the product description, but they have 3 inch platforms. Great. How am I going to explain this to my dad?
Anyways, I'm practicing walking in them and I told my mom that once I get used to them I will wear them at school.
It's probably gonna be hard to walk in them in the halls. I'll have to walk fast and avoid colliding with anyone and avoid falling. And avoid other people's laughter. But it's just like my pants. I started wearing weird pants and at first people laughed at them, but now they're copying my pants. Even the gross preppies are wearing them. I seem to have started a weird skinnyjeans wearing trend at my school. Bitches.
Back to the boots.
They make loud noises on the floor.
And they're a little akward on hard floors.
They're VERY easy to walk in on carpet.
And they make me probably as tall as Katie. Yes, Katie. The girl that threw skittles all over my room.
Well anyways, this is going to be interesting.
I look like a prostitute.
BUT IM THE PIMP.
And also my black and purple thigh high socks came today. How fun.
I LOVE YOU, EBAY!
I can't wait for the tutus. Lolwut.
Goodbye.

I talk to ebay, wtf.


.:EDIT:.
LOL FUCKING WHAT! I KNOWWW I DIDN'T START THE SKINNY JEANS WEARING TREND WORLDWIDE! I SAID I STARTED IT AT MY SCHOOL.
Retard.
No one at my school wore colorful skinny jeans 'til I did. Duh Duh Durrr.
READ MY THINGS CLOSER.
Seriously.